Who REALLY makes money on the web?
Not you!

You've clicked on www.23getrich.com and www.47killmyboss.com and got NOWHERE!

Or perhaps you've fallen for one of those Let us help you start your own web business scams

Are you rich yet? Of course not sucker!

There are ONLY 4 ways to get rich:
Inherit it!
Marry it!
Win it
or... MAKE IT YOURSELF!

OK, if you had inherited it, you wouldn't be reading this now. And the people with big money tend to marry each other, not you. And, of course, the odds are stacked against you in Vegas. And that just leaves making it yourself.

You'll never make anything bigger than chump change using someone else's system to win big at the stock market or make a fortune in real estate. Think about it! If they were still making big bucks using their own scheme, they would be spending all their time doing just that. Now that they are not making big money anymore using their own original idea, they're milking a second source of cash... YOU!

That's right sucker! YOU!

What do they know that you don't?
Buy my masterpiece and find out!

This is a get-rich-quick scheme that worked for me and and can work for you IF you have the intelligence, dedication, and talent to live like a millionaire! Dear friends this page was designed to keep you fascinated long enough to convince you to buy my Unlimited Greed Plan home study course. The goal is to get you to keep reading until you reach the bottom of the page where there's a button that will whisk you away to PayPal where you can purchase my course.

STAY FOCUSED, don't get distracted, but above all, DON'T PANIC!

I'm here to save you from yourself. Pass up this course and you'll keep kicking yourself for the rest of your miserable poverty stricken life!

Besides, we spent a lot of money paying some marketing guy to design this page to keep your attention long enough to give you our sales pitch. The page is narrow to fit all browsers and any screen resolution, and if you have to scroll the only direction is... down. Towards the Paypal button. A fool and his money are soon parted, but you're no fool; so you can't be rushed to the bottom of the page.

Some visitors, hardened by years of dealing with time share salesmen and those door to door people who've come to save your soul in return for a donation, can smell a sales pitch diluted down to one part in thirty million. These visitors won't waste time. So, especially for them, here's a condensed version:

Ready to give up?
Finally understand this will continue until we've broken down your resistance and you buy the course?
Click here

Maybe you ignored the link above. Or maybe you clicked, then came back. Either way, that means you're a strong prospect. And that qualifies you for the next level: bullet points!

Yes, Virginia, there is an Unlimited Greed Plan, and the picture on the right is the cover of Lance Sterling's latest book, a magnificent follow-up to his now classic Tomato Soup for the Soul and I started with nothing and so can YOU!. In his new book Lance will provide you with page after page of valuable insights. Known as "the man who has already been there" Lance can show even you who is getting rich on the web and who isn't. And you're not or you wouldn't be here! You've seen all the get rich quick plans on the Internet. You've bought the books and courses. Your Wealthy Dad and Poverty Striken Dad have both died and left you nothing. You've seen all those men (well... Suze Orman isn't a man!) offering to share their plans with you. You've seen their big houses, luxury cars, and constant vacations. And you've asked yourself, "How can I get in on that?" Well, Lance Sterling is the man who can relieve you of your financial burden! Lance Sterline can show you how to be one of the people who wins! Anyone can make money with Lance's Unlimited Greed Plan, even YOU!

OK, HOW MUCH WILL THIS SET ME BACK?

Ahhhh...patience grasshopper. If I told you the price now you'd think that I had lost my mind to let such a powerful secret go for such a pitance. You need to be pre-conditioned to protect you from the shock.

But really, what's your hurry? If it really is a FANTASTIC DEAL you'll find the price at the bottom of the page. If it's a FANTASTIC VALUE you'll find the price when you "Add To Shopping Cart"... after you've learned that you NEED this course!

If you want out, press here and skip to the bottom of the page where the "buy" button awaits you.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

"The time has come," the walrus said,
"For you to be Convinced.
To buy the cousre is very good
For the scheme has been evinced."

See, how could anyone with poetry in his soul possibly sell you something bad? What? Poetry and references to Victorian literature aren't enough?

You're still not convinced, so it's time to bring out some bigger guns. And for that American English is so much more effective than Ancient Sumerian. Partly because American Egnlish has punctuation and isn't afraid to use it, by adding <bold>, <red>, and <large font>.

Take that inevitable step and climb aboard the moneyland express! It's Your turn to make a Massive Income!... Read on and I'll tell you why I am parting with this moneymaking scheme so you too could become staggeringly rich! But only after I've told you how I pulled myself from grinding poverty to unconsionable wealth in only 3 minutes! And after I've bragged about my dozens of houses, hundreds of luxury cars, and constant vacations.

See, you couldn't miss that even if you tried. Oh, and here's a picture of some money to make sure you don't lose interest.

So let's recap the key points about my get rich quick course:

- IT'S EASY!

- IT'S FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE MONEY!

- IT HAS LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!

- IT HAS WORDS LIKE "OBSESSIVELY", "AMAZING", and "MONEYMAKING"!

WHAT'S THAT? TALK IN LOWER CASE? No! NO! NO!, you're missing the whole point. This is an obsessively amazing moneymaking course that will make you richer than Bill Gates!

OK, just don't blame me if you miss the message. I'm only trying to point out that the course has:

1. a feel-good factor (money always makes me feel good!)

2. immediacy (even a bufoon like you can get rich NOW!)

3. guaranteed income (When you buy this course it guarantees MY income!)

4. a requirement that there's no work on your part (OK, you will have to read the course and do some typing on the keyboard. But there is absolutely no heavy lifting!)

The only effort we required of you before you leave this page is to
CLICK THE BUTTON ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!
Even a looser like you can do that, right?

The button is waiting for you at the bottom of this page.

But you insist you're not convinced?

• Time to get tough. In Salesman's School they taught us that a lurid neon yellow highlight works. The first time I saw this color, I could taste the pizza I'd had for breakfast that morning in my throat. And I felt a little dizzy. Concentrate on the Great Opportunity and on the bold text!

• You'll soon see images of cheques showing amounts like $5,231.46 earned in 3 minutes and they'll be like works of (Photoshop) art! Yes, $5,931.99 in 3 minutes!

• Impressive? You want in on the secret? No problem. You, too, can make $6271.77 in 3 minutes!

• In fact YOU sounds better that "you". So, YOU too, can make $6893.55 in 3 minutes!

The amount is specific because specific is believable. Truth is even more believable e.g. the quickest way to get to $7281.88 is to start with $20,000 and spend ... a lot ... in advertising. You KNOW that that's true! When you push the button at the bottom of the page and complete the Paypal transaction you'll be a whole 66% more intelligent.

The course is INCREDIBLY EASY. If I, who wrote this sales pitch with all its natural - and feigned - spelling and grammatical mistakes, can make $7921.66 in 3 minutes, so can YOU. Why settle for other get rich quich schemes to make just a little money when you could buy this one and make a fortune for me? It's so easy my grandmother could do it. Even without her internet connection and email password! Because the idea sells itself. I paid a professional Sales Pitch Copywriter vast sums of money to put together this killer sales pitch. Don't let this creative writer's work of art go to waste! His impoverished family deserves better.

Yes, the more a product sells itself the less you'll have to spend on advertising and the more you'll have to spend on yourself!

Do you like creepy, disease-ridden insects like the ones in the picture to the left? No, you don't, and that's good, because now I'm empathising with YOU and getting YOU on my side ... and the closer YOU get, the easier it is to sandbag YOU.

Oops, did I say that out loud? You should be moving towards the closing arguments; put your feet up and stop struggling. Bow to the inevitable. Resistance is futile. Keep moving down, keep moving down. With your feet up, keep moving down!

• This page will give YOU a bonus to act now! It's a limited time deal - I don't want to keep selling the course and making money forever! (Actually I do! But there are only so many people out there seeking to make there fortune, and while there's a seeker born every minute, eventually they'll all have my course.) Buy now and as a special bonus I'll give you my undying thanks!

• Act now, because everybody wants a copy of the course (of course!) - and I haven't printed enough copies. (Actually, I only print as many as I sell, but you don't know that!)

• Hey, it's all about YOU, YOU, YOU. I'll even let YOU in on this secret way of making $10,231.46 in 3 minutes. But YOU have to act now!

$421,185.36 per day!

Yes, that's how much YOU could make if you win the lottery.
MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CASH.

ALMOST HALF A MILLION DOLLARS EVERY SINGLE DAY

for the rest of your life! It could even be

A MILLION DOLLARS, OR MORE!

You've passed the bullet point test - you read them.
So you're ready for... the cumfy chair! Who said that? NO, it's time for...

THE TESTIMONIALS

Notice how all these testimonials were written by people you look up to? That's because famous people love to write testimonials for authors of Get Rich Quick books. They also have a strange compulsion to be paid for these endorsements. But then, they live in Hollywood, the Land Of Dreams. Move on, move on, there's a course you have to get to at the bottom of the page. And a Paypal button.

Had Enough yet?
Click here for the short version of this page

Note: If you dig into the etymology of Testimonials you'll find that the word is derived from the Latin for testifying, Testis. The word testimonials sounds similar to testicles because back in the olden days they had some harsh ways of getting testimonials.

Incorrect: These testimonials are like dog's cajones
Correct: These testimonials are dog cajones

THE SECRET TO WEALTH

Now here's a secret I want to share with you. The real secret to getting rich is actually quite simple. It's a three step process. In step one you get yourself a site on the Internet, and in step three, you profit. Step two is the key. In step two you get lots of traffic to go to your website and stay there long enough to give then your Sales Pitch! How do you do that? Buy my course!

This offer expires at midnight

tonight, !

The urgency above is real. If you don't feel the urgency you won't ACT NOW and may do something extremely foolish like reconsider. However, if you desperately want to reconsider, but don't want to lose this offer, here's a little secret: Simply change the date on your computer clock (Settings>Control>Panel>Date & Time) and reload this page - the date here changes!

OK, I put some code in the page to show today's date to make you think you had to act fast to get a special deal. You didn't really have to change the date on your computer, but it was a lot of fun getting you to do it! You're so gulible.

Just buy the bloody course so we can end the madness! OK?!

THE PRICE

If you suspected I'm trying to sell you something you'd be looking for an "add to shopping cart" or "order now" button about now. You're right, I am trying to sell you something. But you're not getting away yet! Unless, of course you scroll down to the magic button at the bottom of the page!

You don't have to pay me $420 for the course. You don't have pay me $250 for this course. You don't even have to pay me $150 for the course. For today only - bear in mind that this offer will be gone tomorrow - for today only, My valuable course is on sale for $49.95 $19.95 + $5.95 shipping and handling. and I promise I won't write a sequal unless this course is profitable.

Yes, I was going to charge $49.95! But when I did the math, I changed my mind. I could make up for the drop in price by an increase in volume! I just couldn't find the back button to edit the price, so I used a strikethrough instead. Well... not quite. I could find the back button but the course looks like more of a value if you think I was originally going to charge more.

Click the button, and in a few short days my course will be on its way to you through the U.S postal service. Click the Button! You'll be glad you did.

PS: According to the Salesman School, the best sounding hyperbole should go here in a PS. It's because everybody reads the PS thinking it's the absolutely best offer I'll make. Or maybe its because they think the author's IQ is less than the temperature on a cold day in Anchorage and he put the best copy in the wrong place. The answer is, yes, it's true. It's been scientifically proven. Many people believe that if they read the PS, they don't have to read the rest of this crap to find out how I want to part them from their money.

PPS: The good news is that a good PS drags the letter out long enough for another Paypal button... without looking tacky. (OK, too tacky!) It also rounds off the karma. (No, I don't believe in Karma, but I've always wanted to use the line "my karma ran over my dogma" so I keep using the word in the hope that someday the timing will be right.) And that's good for the environment.

PPPS: The last person who read this letter and didn't click the Paypal button accidentally set fire to his house, reversed over the dog on his way to get help, crashed into a police car ... and discovered his ex-wife in it - she wasn't gay after all. DON'T FALL INTO THE SAME TRAP!

PPPPS: Sending anything out of the country has become a real pain in the... well... a real pain. So I don't take orders for my course from outside of the good old U.S. of A. Sorry all you people in Canada, Europe, Latin America, Asia, and Africa, you'll just have to stay poor.

Top Benefits

• If you cough up now I'll say Thank You!

• By purchasing my course, you'll be putting money in my pocket. Since this is NOT an MLM, paying me won't put money in yours!

• You'll also be helping increase the amount of humor in the world!

• I'm worth it!

Yes, $19.95 + $5.95 shipping and handling, I know you cannot believe your eyes!

For less money than a carton of cigarettes I offer to NOT clutter up the Internet with any more of my Sales Pitches!

Click the BUTTON!.
Act now! It's only $25.90. You deserve it. I deserve it.

Click the Paypal button, dammit!
It works so I don't have to!

Now that you're at the bottom of the page
and you have clicked the button and bought the course that will change your life,
here's a bonus.
Go explore the castle at Caer Neochiallach.

To The Castle.

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